I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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