she was so not down for the gang bang
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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