last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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