I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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