Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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