so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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