dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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