Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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