my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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