Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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