woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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