She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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