I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Randomize