drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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