OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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