Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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