hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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