Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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