If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Dignity is for republicans.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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