just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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