I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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