porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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