I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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