Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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