Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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