Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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