Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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