id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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