I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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