Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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