omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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