She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We had sex on a dog bed..
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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