Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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