so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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