then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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