You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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