"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I see more hoeing in ur future
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