I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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