I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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