so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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