He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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