im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
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she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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