I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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