There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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