Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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