how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
do herpes really smell.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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