i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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