Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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