it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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