ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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